
Too Aussie to Function NOW OUT!
Our Australian Themed EP is now out in all popular streaming services.
Track list:
1. Budgie Smuggler King
2. Magpie Dodgin Season
3. My Thongs Blew Out
4. Emu in the Drive-Thru
5. The Drop Bear Scare
6. Tinny in the Pool Again.

Too Aussie to Function – An Outrageous Ode to Aussie Culture in Six Wild Tracks
If you’ve ever sprinted from a magpie, lost a thong at a servo, or found a mysterious tinny floating in your backyard pool, then Too Aussie to Function might just be the most relatable album you’ll hear this decade. With only six tracks, this modern Aussie country release packs more laughs, chaos, and down-to-earth charm than a weekend at the Big Bash with free beer.
Blending 80s-style Aussie humor with today’s tongue-in-cheek irreverence, Too Aussie to Function is a soundtrack for every legend who’s proudly unfiltered, sunburnt, and just a bit too far gone on a Sunday arvo.
Too Aussie… and Proud of It
Too Aussie to Function isn’t just a collection of funny songs – it’s a modern-day bush poetry compilation for anyone who loves a laugh and isn’t afraid to get a bit silly. It brings the best parts of classic Aussie humor into 2025 with style, wit, and a whole lot of heart.
Whether you’re a city slicker with fond memories of the country, or a true-blue bushie who’s lived every lyric in this album, Too Aussie to Function will have you grinning, singing, and maybe even shedding a tear for your long-lost thongs.
Play it loud, play it proud – and don’t forget to check the trees for drop bears!